ON YOUR LEFT

vajupiter:

slapdong:

vajupiter:

bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

You can be an adult and not have all your adult teeth.

Sounds like someone doesnt have all her adult teeth

FUCK OFF

vajupiter:

slapdong:

vajupiter:

bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

You can be an adult and not have all your adult teeth.

Sounds like someone doesnt have all her adult teeth

FUCK OFF

faehui:

Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.

faehui:

Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.

catasters:

"What? The litter box is full…"

catasters:

"What? The litter box is full…"

quevidamastriste:

Opposite day!

officialunitedstates:

inmyheadandonmymind:

officialunitedstates:

did good on my bread final

no no no no. you did well, not good. you do well, you are good.

thanks for the grammar lesson but I don’t need it.  I’m majoring in bread

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

pokepuffs:

i dont know who this woman is but she gives me faith

cattailsandcattales:

urbies:

Great moments in tv history

The best part is how the hand giving the cigarette doesn’t belong to anyone in the room—no one is wearing that shirt.