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Once there was a girl who lived in Canada who went by the name of Taylor.
I was in love; he wasn’t.

-- Unknown (via perfect)

http://probablys.tumblr.com/post/73222301895/i-was-in-love-he-wasnt
I thought about all of the things that everyone ever says to each other, and how everyone is going to die, whether it’s in a millisecond, or days, or months, or 76.5 years, if you were just born. Everything that’s born has to die, which means our lives are like skyscrapers. The smoke rises at different speeds, but they’re all on fire, and we’re all trapped.

-- Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via seabois)

http://seabois.tumblr.com/

tarrpit:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

macaroni-rascal:

People always forget that Wolverine is Canadian. 

The whole theatre started cheering when this scene came on

http://thranduile.tumblr.com/post/23827910988
http://stacksbreadup.tumblr.com/post/83571769460/transformationtuesday
http://leoddsoul.tumblr.com/post/73418787293

romanoitalia:

arminsbooty:

artlert:

WHAT IF MONEY CAME OUT OF OUR VAGINAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR PERIODS

I’D BE BLOODY RICH

WAS THAT A PUN?

http://kounous.tumblr.com/post/59061824914/what-if-money-came-out-of-our-vaginas-when-we-were

jesus:

peklaxdog:

angel:

asian:

ejective:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

you two need jesus

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you don’t know me

http://beauthyful.tk/post/83383152550/if-lust-is-a-sin-and-im-horny-24-7-does-that-mean

adlersassistant:

irrationalwitch:

pottercolours:

friendly reminder that when oliver wood addressed the gryffindor quidditch team as ‘men’, angelina johnson called him out on his sexist and misogynistic bullshit by reminding him there were women on the team too, and he listened to her without question ✿◕‿◕✿

#he’s a keeper

did you just

http://pottercolours.tumblr.com/post/49151588321/friendly-reminder-that-when-oliver-wood-addressed

shitpostmemeboy:

dogmemes:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

he looked old for 14

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso

http://hoodbypussy.tumblr.com/post/80287807805/evolution-inversee

guy:

guy:

if u think of it, eating junk food is basically like sex u don’t have to shave ur legs for

image

i can just imagine u stickin ur dingledonker into a donut hole

me:
looks at pet sleeping
pet:
me:
pet:
me:
pet:
me:
pet:
breathes
me:
oh thank god i thought you died
http://eleanorcaldah.tumblr.com/post/34507533512/me-looks-at-pet
Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves

thats-what-im-tolkien-about:

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

Please make sure this is played at my funeral 

http://tylersthings.tumblr.com/post/83237034635

The road so far…

vvoto:

cumber-kitty:

cumber-kitty:

cumber-kitty:

image

u forgot one

image

http://cumber-kitty.tumblr.com/post/79840445191/the-road-so-far

harrygilmore:

rickriordamnit:

petition for australia to host a winter olympic games

image

http://rickriordamnit.tumblr.com/post/76208400029/petition-for-australia-to-host-a-winter-olympic

listenandforgiveme:

the amount of concentration a person devotes to transporting an overly full cup of tea from kitchen to couch is directly proportionate to just how British you are

http://azkabanter.tumblr.com/post/52882193435/the-amount-of-concentration-a-person-devotes-to