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Once there was a girl who lived in Canada who went by the name of Taylor.

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

http://homosaurus-rex.tumblr.com/post/24091171743/its-actually-a-good-thing-that-the-zombie

garbashians:

when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

http://garbashians.tumblr.com/post/89072286307/when-someone-makes-a-joke-about-one-of-ur

adventuresonpaper:

thewanderingtrickster:

adventuresonpaper:

thewanderingtrickster:

My dad was kinda disappointed in Frozen because he was totally expecting Hans to rip off his gloves in the last part of the movie and have fire powers.

but could you imagine how cool that would be?? Then Elsa and Hans could duel it out with magic 

His red hair was apparently what made my dad start thinking that. And Southern Isles, you know, where it’s supposed to be warmer.

your dad should have written frozen

http://thewanderingtrickster.tumblr.com/post/77507023367/my-dad-was-kinda-disappointed-in-frozen-because-he

penisburps:

lindsaylohoean:

does ke$ha go by k€sha in europe 

i dunno ask will.je.suis

http://lindsaylohoean.tumblr.com/post/52571370507/does-ke-ha-go-by-keursha-in-europe

cigs4kids:

i kinda love u
like a lot
(▰˘◡˘▰)

http://bummrd.tumblr.com/post/65142347389

narputo:

geeksquadgangbang:

Sarah Silverman is visited by Jesus Christ

This is one of the best responses to men against abortion ever

http://geeksquadgangbang.tumblr.com/post/78343086866

skyefate:

skyefate:

The breastband basically means she’s royalty - it’s made with golden thread. The jewels represent the “colour of the soul”, which, in centaur terms, are her eyes.

*casually builds entire centaur world in head*

Normally wouldn’t reblog anything from myself, but damn, 900 notes.

Wow.

http://skyefate.tumblr.com/post/85662836684/the-breastband-basically-means-shes-royalty

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

http://watchthefirefliesdance.tumblr.com/post/58962133694/accurate

xxthisgirllovesyouxx:

shavingryansprivates:

hauntumn:

hauntumn:

hauntumn:

Hakuna Matata

What a wonderful phrase

Hakuna Matata

it means “DROP THE BASS”

BWUY YOH wohhhh widdle da widdle do woodley widdledy wawww weeeeh gritchlew WEUUUUW,  GWAAH GWOOH GRAW GRIH GRIH GRIH GREUUUUW GWEEE nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee REHHH sheww

what you did is inexcusable 

http://evaunit08.tumblr.com/post/34080960211/hakuna-matata
Although many writers had had periods of significant depression, mania, or hypomania, they were consistently appealing, entertaining, and interesting people. They had led interesting lives, and they enjoyed telling me about them as much as I enjoyed hearing about them. Mood disorders tend to be episodic, characterized by relatively brief periods of low or high mood lasting weeks to months, interspersed with long periods of normal mood (known as euthymia to us psychiatrists). All the writers were euthymic at the time that I interviewed them, and so they could look back on their periods of depression or mania with considerable detachment. They were also able to describe how abnormalities in mood state affected their creativity. Consistently, they indicated that they were unable to be creative when either depressed or manic.

-- The relationship between creativity and mental illness – a fascinating study based on writers from the prestigious Iowa Writers’ Workshop. Kurt Vonnegut was among the subjects. (via explore-blog)

http://explore.noodle.org/post/92427522458/although-many-writers-had-had-periods-of
http://jamesfrancos.tumblr.com/post/44488679341

jacobshutup:

u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (USA, 2014)

http://in-love-with-movies.tumblr.com/post/90855226449/captain-america-the-winter-soldier-usa-2014

shattyice:

chimchimchurro-o:

battleroyalewith-cheese:

Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?

This dog is literally smiling.

Oh my god

http://corgis-everywhere.tumblr.com

barack-obottm:

friend: what have you done all summer?

me: “traveled a lot…”image

http://barack-obottm.tumblr.com/post/92170508065